Recognizing a sardarji

#- You should be sure the person is Sardar when he puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
#- Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
#- Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
#- Tries to drown a fish in waters.
#- Thinks socialism means partying.
#- Trips over a cordless phone.
#- Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
#- At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
#- Studies for a blood test and fails.
#- Sells the car for gas money.
#- Misses the bus no. 14, and takes the bus no. 7 twice instead.
#- Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
#- Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.