Optical illusion of a Gas Station Attendant pumping gas inside side of a gas pump.

A humorous ad for an all you can eat rest stop in this highway tunnel
billboard sign picture. A funny advertisement and marketing scheme to check out

When things go wrong,


When sadness fills your heart,

When tears flow in your eyes,



Just let me know...........

I want to be there for you,

BECAUSE ;....



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My cousin sells Tissue Paper...



Buy 1, Get 1 Free!

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HAVE A JOLLY DAY

German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nation-wide fibre net.

Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing...

They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 55,000 years ago had cellular telephones.

US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”

After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.”

The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”

The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”